April Fools Article

Love Affair!
It was a regular, old Cab Day. No ceiling, cardboard floor in the lobby, and the insane sound of construction workers. There was only won thing though. You could feel love in the air but not the love in a romantic story... more like love in the most disgusting way. There was a girl; the girl remains “the girl”, because telling her name would cause trouble for me, was walking down the hallway. There was a glow to her like an angel from heaven [it ended up being a costume that was so out of date! That was out like last week. DUHHH!] and she was actually happy for once. I think nobody was picking on her. People picked on her because of her short skinny body but just was thing…a BIG BUTT. On the other hand was a boy; the boy remains “a boy”, because telling his name would cause trouble for me, was also walking down the hallway during 5th period. He had a uniqueness to him like he invented something that people in Delaware probably can’t do [not making fun of Delaware I just needed to use a state and Delaware is...well......*crickets*].People were also not making fun of him. He stunk! I noticed that he went to the stairway and the girl wasn’t in Science with me. We were doing DNA Testing and blood creeped me out. I asked to go to the nurse. I always felt queasy at the sight of blood. Mr.Beam signed my pass and I ran to the stairway but what did I see......[Do you really want to know? I’m going to tell you anyways. HEHE! I answered the question for you so...so...*crickets*] I saw THE GIRL and THE BOY kissing. As you read in the beginning I said quote:” You could feel love in the air but not the love in a romantic story... more like love in the most disgusting way.”, and that is exactly what I meant. A big butt and STANK!, can give you love. You know how people say age doesn’t matter, well I guess size and clean-ness doesn’t matter.

Is the Legal System Fair?-News Article

A woman left her child in the car seat occasional times when the weather went up to 100 degrees! The woman would go to work leaving the child in the car for up to eight hours. She has another daughter and was told by a daycare worker that she shouldn’t leave that child in the car but she didn’t listen. So what happened to the child? The poor, little, innocent girl dies and many people think the mother did it on purpose. The average person would have the sense to not leave their child in the car. That’s why some people call this murder. So what happened to the mother? She is at home with her other daughter and not in jail where personally I think she should be. A man in Philadelphia owned a puppy mill and shot more than 50 of them. He claimed that they were unwanted dogs. As two investigators. Bill Smith from MLAR look throughout the filthy mill, they see dogs covered in there waste. How disgusting and sad it was to see some of the dogs. Some were crippled. Lisa and Bill thankfully, saved many dogs and are now in good care and with loving families. The thing is this guy never went to jail. That seems kind of weird. A man went to jail for accidentally killing a dog. He was driving and it was late and dark outside. He hit the dog and the owner of the dog sued him. The man was sentenced to jail for 2 years. Is the Legal System fair?